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POSTCARDS FROM THE HAPPY MIDDLE

very year, in The Pitch's Best of Kansas City issue, we compile your votes for the people, tastes, sounds, sights, businesses and entities you love in this town, and every year we also scout our own favorites in those and other categories. And you know what? The shocks on both sides of that ledger tend to be minimal. We Kansas Citians stay true to our loves, time after time. Still, you readers unhesitatingly tell us what we missed or got wrong - some of you more politely than others. Often these differences come from lapses owed to habit or haste. Occasionally our opinion and yours are subject to irreversible polarity. Honestly, this part of the cycle isn't our favorite. But it's always instructive. We always learn again that naming your favorite burnt ends isn't empty partisanship. It's love. Barbecue, by the way, is illustrative of our communal heart . Y'all basically agree with one another this year on meat matters, and we're obliged to nod along with our mouths full and our bibs dripping red. We are not holding out on you. We have no secrets here. We have not found a treehouse in Blue Springs occupied by five spice-fingered elves and a championship-grade smoker. We would tell you, really we would. So this 2016 Best of Kansas City issue is centered on how you see the metro. We're emphasizing our poll winners as never before. It's always a long list, spread among some half-dozen sections, and this year we've set out to do more photographic showing than small-type telling. After all, the views are pretty good right now. Between the streetcar and a World Series afterglow that even a brokedown Royals September failed to dim, we've had a memorable, souvenir-worthy 12 months since the last time we did this. Why argue? Of course, we still have a lot to say about the people, tastes, sounds, sights, businesses and entities that we at Pitch HQ love, the stuff we try to tell you about all year. If we were in charge of the postcard factory, beautiful photos of Betty Rae's ice cream would be crisscrossing the mailways (with a postage stamp picturing the Kauffman Center on each one). If we ran a T-shirt press and the airport gift shops, people would be flying back to Ohio wearing the Unicorn Theatre logo. And so on. We don't stamp refrigerator magnets or fashion beer koozies, though, and we're not stuffing a time capsule. We polled you, and we polled ourselves, and what you see in the pages that follow is an imperfectly cut cross-section of our shared good year. Feel the love for a minute before we look ahead to next year.

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Much is made of the tenuous relationship between mail carriers and dogs, but it's a beautiful thing when you witness blue-uniformed human and tan-coated animal fall in love. So it happened for Roger (last name not relevant to canines), the friendly mailman who makes the rounds at Pitch HQ, and Dusty (last name Rhodes, relevant to wrestling fans), ice-cube-loving rescue mutt. Two gentle souls, one steady supply of treats, a daily demonstration ofPavlovian response cued by the elevator's noontime ding. Workers of every business at 1627 Main are glad to see Roger every day, but it's the building's surprisingly high proportion of four-legged office dwellers that appreciate him most. Woof.

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Daniel Billen's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles take on Totally Nude Temptations Daniel Billen blew up a small portion of the Internet - and maybe confused a few parents - with his Photoshop recasting of Totally Nude Temptations as Totally, Dude Temptations, a Teenage Mut ant Ninja Turtles-themed pizza place. Thereactions ranged from awesome to a terrifyingly unaware "Let's take the kids there." Uh, please don't do that. Seeing Shredder in the Photoshop brought back night- - - - READERS ' CHOICES - - - -

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Colman-Livengood Park At 15 acres, Colman-Livengood Park in Raytown is not one of the largest parks in the metro. But what it lacks in size it makes up for in activity. The shelters are usually booked on weekends in the warm-weather months. Teenagers play pickup games on the basketball court. A senior softball league uses the ball diamond from April to October. The state of Missouri and the United States Tennis Association awarded grants enabling the parks department to renovate and reopen tennis courts that had 8

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deteriorated. A trail cuts across the rolling land. Sitting comfortably within a residential neighborhood, Colman Park is a great example of a green space big enough to be interesting and small enough to feel cozy and safe. BEST PARKS GUIDE

}olie justus The Twitter account of Jolie Justus makes us want to put on our walking shoes and some bug spray. The Kansas City, Missouri, councilwoman is a great ambassador for city and state parks, tweeting pictures from the various walks, hikes and bike rides she takes. Justus makes a point to visit a range of locations. A few days after posting inviting pictures from Dunn Park, which is near the Paseo and Meyer Boulevard, she tweeted out tips for navigat ing the Anita Gorman Trail north of the river: "1M paved; connects w/ Vivion Trail. Trailhead is hidden. Don't give up."

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A sports anchor at Time Warner Cable SportsChannel, Mick Shaffer tweets with the snap of a professional comedy writer. "School lunch with my son and I am owning this cafeteria with Deadpool quotes," he wrote at back-to-school time. When he is not microblogging dad material, Shaffer is usually tweeting about sports. Royals manager Ned Yost's usage of beleaguered relief pitcher Joakim Soria was a frequent topic this summer. Every once in a while, sports and parenting find their way into the same tweet. "I'm glad the Royals 'kept the line moving' but not glad when every mom says it every inning of every youth baseball game," he tweeted in June. People good-looking enough to be on television should not be this funny.

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Cities across the United States are adding streetcar lines in an effort to jazz up their transportation options, with mixed results. Vox called a streetcar line in Washington, D.C., the "worst transit project in America." Kansas City's streetcar line, by cont rast, was hailed as an "immediate success" by Slate after it opened in May. Free to ride, the streetcar packed in passengers, prompting immediate talk of expansion. There were a few hiccups, including a derailment at the Union Station stop during the first month of operation. (No one was injured.) But the project has succeeded in measurable categories (835,878 riders in the first four months of operation) as well as less quantifiable ones (it's fun and looks cool!).

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Kansas City Community Kitchen For more than 35 years, the Kansas City Community Kitchen has served hot, nutritious meals to people who need them. Run by Episcopal Community Services, the kitchen began offering a restaurant-style service earlier this year. "It was really about dignity and respect and looking at how we serve," Beau Heyen, the president of Episcopal Community Services, told ABC News. "Instead of using the lines, we thought of other ways to be seated." In addition to extending dignity to those served, the kitchen's idea to start a table service reminded us of what's possible when we think beyond "good enough." BEST POLITICAL STUNT

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Sick of not having enough money to hire attorneys, Michael Barrett, the director of the Missouri State Public Defender's office, tried to conscript one. In August, Barrett sent a letter to Gov. Jay Nixon, appointing him as the counsel of record in a defense case, citing a statute that gives him the power to delegate such responsibility to "any member of the state bar of Missouri." Nixon, Barrett continued, was right for the job, given that he had cut funding for the public defender's office in a balance-budgeting move. "[I) t strikes me that I should begin with the one attorney in the state who not only created this problem, but is in a unique position to address it," Barrett wrote. Ajudge later ruled that Nixon could not be forced to represent an indigent client. But Barrett's stunt, which made national news, succeeded in raising awareness. In September, a Republican state senator wrote an opinion piece acknowledging the state's failure to fund the public defender's office. BEST CAMPAIGN

Dinah Sykes It's not often a statehouse race is featured on the front page of The New York Times. But policymaking in Kansas under Gov. Sam Brownback has devolved to the point that even people on Eastern time want to rubberneck. The Times story, published in June, featured Dinah Sykes, who was knocking on doors in the weeks leading up to Republican primary. A PTA president who previously walked from Merriam to Topeka to protest overcrowded classrooms and underfunded libraries, Sykes decided to challenge state Sen. Greg Smith, who had supported Brownback's reckless tax cuts. Sykes was among a group of moderates across Kansas who successfully argued that Brownback and his fellow conservatives were emperors with no clothes. Though her opponent was well-known for pitch.com

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Gretchen Rubin Kansas City native Gretchen Rubin is an expert in the pursuit of happiness. The author of The Happiness Project and two sequels, Rubin believes that our habits have a lot to say about where we stand on the misery-joy continuum. She dispenses practical advice ("If you're too tired to do anything except watch TV or cruise the internet, GO TO SLEEP") as well koans that will make you sound like a cocktail-party zen master ("The days are long, but the years are short"). Rubin records regular podcasts with her sister, Elizabeth Craft, a TV writer and producer who lives on an opposite coast. When they gathered for family time in Kansas City last December,

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Quinton Lucas For many politicians, Twitter is little more than a place to dump news releases and photo opps. Tweeting at @QuintonLucasKC, Kansas City, Missouri, Councilman Quinton Lucas posts his share of photos from ribbon cuttings. But he also sees social media as a place for policy discussions. He posts news stories about affordable housing and other topics that interest him. He mixes it up with people who may have a different opinion ("Disagreement * dodge," he wrote in one recent reply) and acknowledges the instances when the city could do better. When former Kansas City Star writer Yael Abouhalkah criticized the council for rushing to find $7 million for the University of Missouri-Kansas City's downtown arts campus, Lucas shared the column and said he agreed the issue had not received proper discussion. He even makes a joke or two, at one point comparing testimony on a proposed project to the news-team fight scene in Anchorman.

Henry Fort unato For Henry Fortunato - the historian, former Kansas City Public Library public-affairs director and veteran Kansas trail walker June 4 marked a pioneering step. It was National Trails Day, and he had put up samples of the Indian Creek Trail Interpretive Signage Project's first four panels at the Roe Park Shelter, in Overland Park. The deeply researched and richly illustrated signs, kicking offan eventual series of18, detail the lineage of the area's land and its inhabitants, from long before statehood through the boom of recent generations. Reading one of them is like pausing for water on a hike, wondering for a moment what this area was like 100 years ago, and finding an encyclopedia open to just the right page - and then another volume, and another. Fortunato is assembling the signs in conjunction with the Johnson County Museum, and the project is backed by a who's-who of regional nonprofits and philanthropists. It's a big deal, in a quietly Kansan way, a much-needed ray of Sunflower State sunshine during the Total Brownback Eclipse. pitch.c om

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Cornerback Marcus Peters intercepted a pass on the first play of his NFL career. This piece of trivia augured an unusual ability to put his gloves on passes that opposing quarterbacks intended for others. In his first 19 regular-season games, Peters collected 12 interceptions. (He also intercepted a pass in the Chiefs' win in the playoffs over the Houston Texans.) To get a sense of how bonkers this is, consider that the future Hall of Farner Charles Woodson did not intercept his 12th pass until his fifth year in the league. Peters is an emotional player - he gets flagged for penalties and gives up some big plays, suggesting porous concentration. But it's thrilling for the Chiefs to have a defensive player with such unique skills.

rocket launcher stayed put. One day after he scored in a home match against Houston, Dwye's wife, FC Kansas City striker Sydney Leroux, gave birth to their first child, a son, whom they named Cassius.

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Dom Dwyer Forward Dom Dwyer is a dangerous striker who has reached double digits in goals for each of his three seasons in Kansas City. The Englishman's ability to find the back of the net makes him a target for clubs that play in fancier leagues. This summer, Sporting KC coach Peter Vermes turned down a team in Greece willing to pay a $3 million transfer offer; a few weeks later, Dwyer was linked

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Steven St. John Steven St. John, the 810 WHB morning host, loves the hometown teams. He tells sweet and funny stories about his experiences attending Chiefs and Royals games as a kid. Now a husband and a father, he has an endearing, Clark Griswold-like enthusiasm for the local pro teams as well as for the Missouri Tigers. "That loss sucked as much as a loss could suck," he lamented after Mizzou's football team lost to Georgia in September. Optimistic that better days were ahead, St. John then tried to entice his producer to accompany him to a future game in Columbia. He lowered his voice to a papa-bear's hush: "I've got a ticket to the game against Kentucky with Jake Pounders' name on it," he said, identifying producer Jake Gutierrez by his alias. At that moment, it was easy to be jealous of Gutierrez for having such a big-hearted friend.

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The Chiefs Win a Playoff Game The 1993 Kansas City Chiefs advanced to the AFC Championship game (losing to Buffalo). The next 21 seasons would end in either the Chiefs making a quick exit in the playoffs or missing them entirely. The 2015 Chiefs seemed unlikely to reverse the trend, winning only one of the season's first six games. Then, fortune turned, and the team won its remaining 11 games and qualified for the playoffs. The Chiefs faced the Houston Texans in the wild-card round. Led by the defense (Houston managed only 226 yards of offense) and special teams (Knile Davis scored a touchdown on the opening kickoff), the Chiefs soundly beat the Texans, 30-0. The following week, the Chiefs lost in New England. But at least the string pitch.com

no longer have to conjure Marcus Allen or Joe Montana to recall the last Chiefs team worth a damn in the postseason.

As the Royals marched to their title, writers at Uproxx posted a video of a Ford commercial that Bret Saberhagen made after being named the most valuable player of the 1985 World Series. It was the mid-1980s, so of course Saberhagen showed his appreciation for Ford trucks by rapping and performing a dance, the Saber hagen shuffle. Writers at The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon took notice of the clip and decided to resurrect rapping Saberhagen. After showing the vintage commercial to the audience, Fallon was joined onstage by "Bret Saberhagen," portrayed, skinny mustache and all, by A.D. Miles, the show's head writer. The Tonight Show team came up with new rhymes for fake Sabes, which Miles delivered in Saberhagen's adorably dopey manner as members of the Roots, Fallon's house band, howled. The character returned to rap and shuffle for Eric Hosmer and Salvador Perez, who appeared on the Tonight Show with the World Series trophy.

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BEST OLYMPIAN BEST CHIEFS PLAYER Eric Berry Jamaal Charles Travis Kelce

]ackSock Jack Sock, who graduated from Blue Valley North High School before becoming a professional tennis player, left Rio de Janeiro with two Olympic medals. First, he and Steve Johnson won the bronze in men's doubles. Two days later, he and Bethanie Mattek-Sands defeated fellow Americans Venus Williams and Rajeev Ram in the gold-medal match in mixed doubles. Upon his return to Kansas City, a triumphant Sock threw out the first pitch at Kauffman Stadium and led the "I believe that we will win" chant at a Sporting Kansas City game. Then it was off to New York for the U.S. Open, where Sock, who put a greater emphasis on singles play this year, was the last American standing when he lost in the fourth round.

BEST COLLEGE ATHLETE Perry Ellis (Kansas) Drew Lock (Missouri) Devonte' Graham (Kansas) BEST ROYALS PLAYER Salvador Perez Eric Hosmer Lorenzo Cain BEST SPORTING KC PLAYER Matt Besler GrahamZusi DomDwyer

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After moving to a new st udio near the UMKC campus, Nella Yoga has become the center of a friendly yoga-based community. Founded by Shanell Petersen, who came to Kansas City from the U.S. Virgin Islands, the intimate studio offers classes that serve up a relaxing yet challenging mixture of vinyasa and ashtanga, as well as "pi yo," a mixture of pilates and yoga. A mother to twin girls, Petersen quit her corporate job after giving birth to focus on doing something that, she says, "mattered to the community." She is a calming presence, smiling constantly as she leads her classes through their flow, occasionally pausing to offer gentle individual instruction and adjustments. The studio is a totally unintimidating (and amazingly affordable) beacon for beginners .It also offers a variety of activities such as meditation instruction, cooking classes, wine tastings, sugarfree challenges, and outdoor yoga in the warmer months. Nella Yoga is a great place to get in shape, physically and spiritually.

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structors select upbeat tunes to complement their classes, which are held in heated rooms and range from beginner-friendly vinyasa to the ass-kicking "power sculpt," a mixture of weights, cardio and yoga that remains challenging no matter how many times you do it. Then there's cardio barre, which combines traditional moves like rows and biceps curls with yoga and high-intensity exercises designed to keep the heart rate up. For new students, the first week of classes is free - but odds are you'll want to keep coming back for more, especially as the weather turns cold. BEST ROYALS ROOKIE BABE

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The name suggests that the Royals hired Bilbo Baggins' distant cousins from the Shire, but Whit Merrifield has a decidedly un-hobbit-y look: athletic, of course, with an easy smile. After joining the team when numerous injuries decimated the roster in the spring, he proved himself worthy of a starting spot. Rex Hudler sounded impressed, and at least one couple named their son after the 27-year-old rookie. Along with Brett Eibner and Chesler Cuthbert, Merrifield upped the Royals' rookie babe quotient, and held a batting average around .300 all season while demonstrating an uncanny ability to play any position on the field. Fingers crossed that Merrifield is somewhere in the lineup next spring

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Salvador Perez Has anyone ever said a bad thing about Salvador Perez? The Royals' jovial catcher and 2015 World Series MVP is such a popular guy that he was the leading vote-getter for the All-Star Game, and T-shirts touting "Salvy for Perez-ident" have popped up at multiple boutiques around town. There's good reason for this, of course - Perez's amusing Instagram videos with teammate Lorenzo Cain have become legendary, as has his ability to throw out anyone ballsy enough to attempt to steal second while he's behind the plate. He is likely the best defensive catcher in the American League. His offense is just as valuable, with Perez hitting the most home runs of his career this season. Earlier this year, the Gold Glove catcher signed a contract that will keep him in town through at least 2021 - good for the Royals, and for t he city as a whole. BEST ROYAL NOT NAMED SALVADOR PEREZ

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"A capital-L Leading Lady," we called her, "a luminary," so taken were we by a transcendent performance in which she reset Kansas City Actors Theatre, kcactors.org the paramet ers of her already solid reput aCinnamon Schultz, a veteran KC actress tion. Surrounded by a skilled cast, Schultz's whose nameissynonymouswithgood work, Blanche anchored -no, dominated- Streetmanaged to turn us inside out with her deft car, realizing this primary character's comand heart-wrenching performance as the plexity with a dexterity and a pathos that tragic heroine Blanche DuBois in Tennessee made t he warhorse play newly touching. Williams' iconic A Streetcar Named Desire.

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in primary roles - under Karen Paisley's adept direction, this Cat exerted a tight Next to Normal hold on the audience and touched a collective nerve. It was a night of excellent MUSICAL THEATER HERITAGE I MTHKC.COM Musical theater meets mental illness in theater, a highlight of the season. Next to Normal, a moving and sometimes BEST DELAYED DISCOVERY funny portrait of a woman's battle with bipolar disorder - her attempts at treatKansas Repertory Theatre, ment, its effects on her family. The proLawrence duction of the Pulitzer Prize-winning KUTHEATRE.COM musical at Musical Theater Heritage, We were late. Kansas Repertory Theatre, in directed by Sarah Crawford, was both Lawrence, debuted in 2014 with two sumintimate and powerful. In its typically mer productions, and we missed them. It semi-staged format, with few embel- produced two summer shows in 2015, and lishments, MTH extracted the show's es- we missed those, too. So we're grateful that sence, its intelligent lyrics and compelling we were educated in time for the 2016 sumcompositions, with a talented six-piece mer season, in which the company again band (led by Jeremy Watson) and a strong staged two plays - this time, Harvey and cast (Ashley Pankow, Ben Gulley, Corbin Angel Street - in exemplary, true repertory Williams, Robert Hingula, Paris Naster fashion. Though part of the Department of and Daniel Verschelden), revealing the Theatre at KU, Kansas Rep "operates as a ups and downs of the illness with humor, professional company,'' assistant professor gravitas and candor - and bringing the and director Peter Zazzali says. That means guest directors (including, this year, Kansas audience right along with them. City's John Rensenhouse), Equityand visiting BEST SHOWCASE OF actors (including, this year, Michael Samuel YOUNG TALENT Kaplan from New York and Jeanne Averill), alongside faculty and students. It's a rich mix, 13 SPINNING TREE THEATRE I SPINNINGTREETHEATRE.COM and it made an impression, one that will have Oh, those long-ago years in middle school to hold us till we visit again next year. and high school and all their travails. Who BEST ONE-MAN MARATHON wants to revisit all that? Turns out, we dowhen it's SpinningTree Theatre's painlessly Seth Golay entertaining and funny musical13. The Buyer & Cellar comedic drive down those years' bumpy THE UNICORN THEATRE I UNICORNTHEATRE.ORG and memorable lane was smoothed out con- The charismatic and, in this case, ensiderably by outstanding performances of ergetic Seth Golay ran the show in the 19 bona fide middle- and high-school stars 95-minute, one-man Buyer & Cellar, in of the future, who happen to be doing high- which his Alex, an actor with a backlevel singing, dancing and acting now. It ground in retail, gets a gig manning an undidn't hurt that they were under the direc- derground Main Street-like mall on Barbra tion of Spinning Tree co-founders Michael Streisand's estate (should she decide to Grayman and Andrew Parkhurst - been- go shopping for her own swag). It was the there, done-that theater pros themselves Unicorn's holiday show and it was funny, who are clearly able to ID new talent when a fast-moving, nonstop run of quips and they see it. dialogue that left this actor no time to let up. Golay kept apace, morphing into a BEST FAMILY NIGHT cast of characters throughout a physical, AT THE THEATER all-consuming enactment and bringing Cat on a Hot Tin Roof us wholly into Alex's world. He was sensitive, sarcastic, funny and vulnerable in METROPOLITAN ENSEMBLE THEATRE I METKC.ORG When we say a particular person loves an endurance test of a performance that's drama, we don't typically intend it as memorable still. a compliment. But a play by Tennessee BEST ORIGINAL ONE-MAN Williams is the kind of drama we can FRINGE FESTIVAL PLAY embrace, especially when it's produced with the skill and focus that Metropolitan Sam Wright Ensemble Theatre brought to bear on its Crazy Horse. a Dream revival of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. In this inof Thunder stance, the tumult involves a family in all FRINGE FESTIVAL I KCFRINGE.ORG its revelatory dysfunction - resentments, We recognize the name Crazy Horse, rivalries, self-interests, mistreatments but what do we know of the man? Playand, perhaps most sad of all, an inability wright and actor Sam Wright lent a view to connect. With an outstanding cast - in his one-man play Crazy Horse: a Dream Ellen Kirk, Matt Leonard, Scott Cordes, of Thunder, a vivid reimagining of the Kelly Main, Chris Roady and Nicole Green Oglala Lakota warrior - as a youth and

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accents, an imposing silhouette - for The Ghosts ofLote Bravo chilled our blood each

as an adult - and his fight for the survival of his people. It's a personal story, delicate in details oftriballife - coming of age, hunting, courtship - and both heartbreaking and riveting in its depictions of betrayal and war. Wright did it all, solely portraying the famous tribal leader as well as a community of characters - family, elders, peers, enemies -through gesture, voice, movement and the simplest of props. Under the direction of British actor-director Nicholas Collett, Wright's Crazy Horse held us from the start, looking to his audiencehis ancestors, he thought - for help and guidance. We didn't have answers, but Wright, through his exceptional skill, rendered a sad part of U.S. history with a piece of poetic storytelling.

time the character entered. BEST ACTOR

Phil Fiorini The Whale Every now and then, an actor gives a performance so impeccably, compellingly detailed that the line between stage and seats disappears. This year, that was Phil Fiorini, whose marathon performance as Charlie, a 600-pound writing teacher with a heart as tender as it is swollen, anchored the Unicorn's production of The Whale. Fiorini's physical portrayal was masterful: He carried the weight with punishing accuracy, sweating like a triathlete and groaning like an Olympic power lifter. More impressive was the way he carried the part's emotional weight. Conversations with his cruel teenage daughter broke our hearts; conversations with his students buoyed them again as we saw him step into a more confident self. Now that's a heavyweight champ.

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Vaughan Harrison The cast of Metropolitan Ensemble Theatre's Parade had already impressed us. Then Vaughan Harrison - in his MET debut - opened his mouth and brought down the house. Harrison's creamsmooth vocals and peerless musical precision (as janitor Jim Conley) stole the show in a cast full of titans. Frankly, it almost felt a little unfair to everybody else. Casting directors, take note.

BEST SOUND DESIGN

David Kiehl Sound designers rarely get the attention they deserve - mentions in reviews can be few and far between (and often only when something goes wrong). But David Kiehl owned our ears this season with a series of memorable soundscapes at different theaters. A string of cues for Santa Muerte's entrances in The Ghosts ofLote Bravo conditioned us to flinch at a dog's bark. Gentle whale song and soft transition music tugged at our heartstrings in The Whale. And perfectly balanced mics in Pontypool made John Rensenhouse's silken voice a little more luxurious.

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Clones- they're all the same. Except when they're not, as we saw in A Number atKansas City Actors Theatre. The fascinating and chilling sci-fi drama starred two actors "at the top of their game," we said- Gary Neal Johnson and Matthew Schmidli -as a father and his son(s), respectively. In the quick-paced one-act, skillfully directed by Mark Robbins, Schmidli's three characters - the "original" son and two of his clones (the script alluded to yet more) - emerged in contiguous scenes with such distinct personalities and behavior that we might have suspected Schmidli clones. It was all Schmidli, of course - who, opposite his talented co-star, metamorphosed before us to lasting effect.

BEST FRINGE PRODUCTION DESIGN

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BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Georgianna Londre Buchanan Whenever we see costume designer Georgianna Londre Buchanan's name on the program, we know we're in for a visual feast. This year was no exception: Londre Buchanan engineered two season show-stoppers. Her detailed fat suit for The Whale riveted and repelled, the rnicrobead rolls jiggling and jostling with uncanny verisimilitude. And her haunting Santa Muerte costume - vivid colors, sumptuous 50 THE PITCH

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Musicians of the Kansas City Symphony perform a wonderful. one-hour program of chamber music that will add joy to the middle of your week. Enjoy Stravinsky's Ragtime and Janacek Quartet No. 1. Arrive early or stay late to enjoy drinks from our cash bar in the Kauffman Center's stunning Brandmeyer Great Hall lobby. Reserveyour free general admission tickets by visiting kcsymphony.org.

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With live organ accompaniment, this classic 1929 silent film starring Lon Chaney tells the creepy tale of a demented organist lurking in the catacombs beneath the opera house. The entire movie is shown on the giant Helzberg Hall screen, with acclaimed organist Dorothy Papadakos providing the spooky soundtrack on the Julia Irene Kauffman Casavant Organ. Tickets start at $25.

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Playing an icon (let alone one as beloved as Marilyn Monroe) can give even the most seasoned actors butterflies. It's easy to get bogged down in imitation and ignore that old Sanford Meisner saw about "living truthfully under imaginary circumlampedusa: Concerts For Refugees stances." Fortunately, Heidi Van mastered Enwnylou Harris. Patty Griffin. Buddy Miller, both. Her performance in the one-woman Steve Earle,and The Milk Carton Kids Saturday, October 8 at 8 p.m. Marilyn/God was an emotional endurance M..iel Kauffman Theatre, Kauffman Center (816) 994-7222 test, showing us Monroe at her most impetuous and vulnerable. Van's rocksolid vocal work - and Jeff Church's sensitive direction - made Marilyn a star all over again. BEST DIRECTION Tire lll'lisiiW Hand IOctober 14 - November 13 Copaken Stage, Downtown Kansas City, Mo. (816) 235-2700

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Cathy Barnett How to Steal a Picasso This season was full ofsharp comedic performances, but Cathy Barnett earned top honors thanks to her performance as Belle, the flaky matriarch in How to Steal a Picasso. Barnett held her own in a family of eccentric artists; she fussed, needled, cooed and squealed through each emotional hairpin turn. And despite the cartwheeling script, Barnett never stooped to mere zaniness. Her precision and commitment made even Belle's wackier schemes seem inevitable earning some of the show's biggest laughs along the way.

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Bob Linebarger Hand to God Sharp comedic timing is hard enough to master when you have only one character to worry about. Add a second, and you have your hands full- if you're Bob Linebarger, literally. In Hand to God, Linebarger portrayed both Jason, a sheepish Sundayschool acolyte, and Tyrone, a "possessed" hand puppet, often in the same scene. The jokes and physical gags always landed, thanks to Linebarger's light-switch vocal work and expert puppet control. Degree of difficulty: Simone Biles routine. But Linebarger made it all look easy.

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Cannonball Roarers Psychotronic Films Occult weirdness, D-list erotica, obscure Hungarian animation - such is the what-the-fuck red meat of this low-flying monthly series. Curators Jaclyn Dalbey and Matt Lloyd have a reputation for taking the audience on whirlwind trips down hallucinogenic hidey-holes and into the murky minds of certain delusional filmmakers. Somehow, they know facts that should be unknowable about cinema familiar to only a tiny fraction of the brave, the curious and/ or the stoned. Most of the movies take place inside Holy Cow Market, at 31st Street and Cherry, but other events are shrouded in secrecy. It's worth asking around to join this cult.

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When this troupe decides to be kid-friendly, the name switches to Shady Guy Theater, but make no mistake: Shitty Guy Theater, which made its first public appearance late last August and has since taken on gigs at Rabbit Hole and some children's parties, isn't clowns and cakes. The concept of the theater is inspired by Victorian parlor games: The players hang a white sheet in a doorway and light it from behind, projecting the shadows of bodies and props. Strobe lighting is as high-tech as things get, really - when, say, a sketch calls for the actors to contain a rapidly growing ball BEST HIDDEN GEM of energy. That requires imagination on Cerbera Gallery both sides of the curtain, which sounds 2011 BALTIMORE I CERBERAGALLERY.COM more illuminating than, you know, more Bringing hard-to-come-by art to the pub- video games. lic is no easy task, but the Crossroads' CerBEST AUTHOR bera Gallery delivers. The shotgun room is packed with unexpected treasures - an unWhitney Terrell usual Tara Donovan here, a palm-sized Beth In his moving and complex third novel, Cavnerthere. Thatthe space is so small only The Good Lieutenant, Whitney Terrell, asadds to the allure; you're seeing things you sistant professor of English and creative don't expect to see, in a context that is it- writing at the University of Missouri-Kanself unexpected. Bonus: The curation feels sas City, uses an ingenious story strucirreverent, refusing to stick to any single ture and multifaceted characters to give aesthetic. Why should Cerbera, after all? us what has been called "the Bush wars' best novel." Following Lt. Emma Fowler Why should any gallery?

from the moment a doomed rescue mission goes awry, the story's chronology moves backward, explicating Fowler's motives and her romantic relationship with a fellow lieutenant, Dixon Pulowski. Terrell uses his book to raise numerous ethical questions that don't have easy answers, especially with regard to wartime decision-making and complicity. Still, the novel never loses sight of its characters' essential humanity, making its conclusion all the more powerful. BEST BITTERSWEET CHANGE

Paul Tyler's retirement Former ArtsKC Grants Director Paul Tyler is the kind of person who can recognize you from 20 feet away whether you are tromping out of the grocery store or "in context" at an opening or a performance. You think you hear your name. You pause, then hear your name again. And when you turn around, ah, the warmest greeting and in-public hug ever, outside the grocery store. Tyler is so dedicated to his job- even though he retired with much fanfare and deeply sincere feelings of pre-loss in May, after 14 years as a grants administrator that he can pick out KC's artists and artminded figures years and years after he last encountered them. He worked at ArtsKC before it acquired its streamlined current pitch.com

name, lending knowledge of what other cities had done and were doing to bolster their arts communities. Then he helped make it happen here. Under Tyler, the community-wide ArtsKC Fund campaign did more than the measure that failed twice at the ballot box (bi-state cultural tax) - more for our artists, museums and midsized arts organizations than perhaps many people know. Is it vulgar that making art takes money and not just time? Time is money, right? Tyler will reassure you that every artist can use some help. And he steered the grants program with integrity and with an alacrity that made all those long hours (reviewing applications, attending interview sessions) seem as joyous as the performances and exhibitions he seemed never to miss. The best function of art is to bring about pure feeling and new thought, and we want to acknowledge publicly and in this very small way our gratitude for how much Paul Tyler has made this possible for so many of us. BEST REASON TO QUIT YOUR DAMN JOB AND LOOK AT ART ALL THE TIME

The NCECA Conference Kansas City got to host the 50th-anniversary Conference of the National Council on Education for the Ceramic Arts t his past spring. It was a big deal. You can still download the 23-page gallery guide to the exhibitions, if only to reminisce about what you saw and kick yourself about what you missed, presumably because you were busy working. Of note was The Garden Party, at the Belger Arts Center (2100 Walnut), which featured stunning works by Kim Dickey, Rain Harris, Jessica Knapp, Kyle Triplett and Casey Whittier and stayed on view into the summer. We also fell in love with Emily Connell, whose "petrified" books in Vade Mecum at the Kiosk Gallery (916 East Fifth Street) captivated with their delicate-seeming solidity.

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Alone & Together. Colette &Jeff Bangert KANSAS CITY ARTISTS COALITION

When the Kansas City Artists Coalition (201 Wyandotte) mounted its expansive exhibition of the so-year career of Colette and Jeff Bangert - who produced "computer art" when that term was new and needed to be enclosed in quotation marks - most of us probably had never heard of the artist and her mathematician husband. All this time later, though, Colette Bangert, a KCAC founding member, has thousands of works in her Lawrence studio. So it's no surprise that KCAC director Janet Simpson found the task of selecting the works for this retrospective daunting and inspiring. Collette, in her 80s, is still working, and she has been a master at self-documentation along the way: The binder of press clips, gallery guides and other retro-fonted material that was on a pedestal during the exhibition was a delightful slice of local art history. BEST PLACE TO INSTA-CULTURE YOURSELF

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Sometime during the Christian McBride Trio's Folly Theater finale, a slyly unironic reading of Rose Royce's Bicentennial classic, "Car Wash," it occurred to us that live music doesn't get any better than this. Wait, isn't that what Bill Shapiro says on KCUR whenever he books one of his Cyprus Avenue Live shows at the Folly? Pretty sure that's just how he puts it. Well, he's rightas long as we're talking about the full Folly calendar (not limited to the stately events connected to Shapiro's boomer-magnet radio show). McBride, the bass genius and superconnected jazz ambassador, was here in April, playing to a full house not too long after we'd had all kinds of elbow and leg room at a piano recital lightly attended by eager music students and a couple of dozen folks who clearly see their names printed in all the glossy programs at all the venues, somewhere between "thank you" and a dollar sign. Tell you what, people: Keep writing those checks to the Folly and the entities that keep us dressing up and strolling into this classic old burlesque house. The Folly Jazz Series, the Kansas City Friends of Chamber Music, those Cyprus Avenue nights, the Kansas City Friends of Alvin Ailey - like the song goes, ain't no tellin' who you might meet at the Folly. We love all of these series enough to wish we were big-checkbook types and not cashand-carry English majors (You might not everget rich/But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch). 56

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When it comes to authentic New York-style bagels, Kansas Citians have long lacked a genuine frame of reference. But with the opening this past winter of Meshuggah Bagels (the name means "crazy" in Yiddish), those days are over. We now understand that bagels are not sad, stale rings sold in chain operations. Real bagels are really good. The creation of Pete Linde, a descendant of Jewish immigrants who has baking in his blood, and his wife, Janna, a food-industry executive, Meshuggah makes certified-Kosher bagels that are crusty outside and light inside, thanks to a secret mix of yeast, malt, sugar and salt. The cream cheese is rich and utterly worth the calories, especially when paired with the fresh-tasting nova lox, a sandwich that also comes loaded with tomatoes, capers and onions. And the creamy, savory whitefish salad is a flavor so immersive you won't even pause to rave about it on Instagram until after you're done. With a second location headed for Overland Park, there's finally a way to make up for all those years you spent eating inferior bagels.

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By offering a healthy, primarily vegan graband-go lunch stop - there's even a drivethru if you're really in a hurry- Unbakery is contributing to the revival of that particularly vintage Brookside corridor along 63rd Street between Main and Troost. Owned and operated by Robin Krause, formerly of the Filling Station, and her husband, Danny, Unbakery is helping turn East Brookside into a lunchtime destination by offering raw meals that are uniquely delicious, such as pad Thai with seaweed noodles, or a falafel wrap bursting with kimchi and colorful veggies. The cafe also offers a variety of fresh-pressed juices, with multiple varieties BEST GIVING THE PEOPLE of green, citrus and root-vegetable-based WHAT THEY WANT options, as well as a series of tonics. And Hank Charcuterie whatever you do, don't skip dessert. The 1900 MASSACHUSETTS STREET, LAWRENCE macaroons here are among the best we've HANKMEATS.COM tried, and the ginger bar - as well as its drool-worthy cousin, the chai bar- are not Hank Charcuterie owner and chef Vaughn available anywhere else and are absolutely Good opened his flesh-centric storefront in worth the price of admission. 2014, to almost instant high demand and hushed acclaim. Soon, he was collaboratBEST SUPERMAN COMING TO ing with other beloved businesses (Port THE SUPERMARKET Fonda, Green Dirt Farms) and putting together cocktail and brunch menus. Hank Murray's Cheese Shop DILLON$, 4701 WEST SIXTH STREET, LAWRENCE was now so popular that there was no lon785¡838¡0100 ger room for the butcher counter. So away Once upon a time, there was a cottage. And the counter went, in favor of a bar - and a in the cottage Jived two people who loved full-time, full-service operation. Good exeach other and who also loved cheese, ecuted the change this past July, adhering sometimes not in that order. And to that to his promised tight schedule and thus cottage came boxes, every third Thursday ensuring that the hip did not go hungry for a year, from Murray's, the revered New very long. Along with 715 and Limestone York cheese purveyor and high-gravity cen- and Port Fonda, Hank is part of a wave of ter of the food-of-the-month-gift-package restaurants in the 785 that justify driving in pi tc h.com

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ORIGINAL "GAS STATION" LOCATION 3002 West 47th Ave. Kansas City, Kansas 66103 913-722-3366

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