Project X Movie Quotes

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These Project X movie quotes include the best, most memorable dialogue in this 2012 comedy film, which tells the tale of three high school friends who throw a party. Somehow, the party goes from okay to amazing, as more and more people find out about it. The bash gets totally out of control, not unexpectedly. Ever been to one of these kinds of parties? Yeah, they get chaotic really quickly. This list features the greatest quotes from the Project X movie, so be sure to vote for your favorites. And, if you've seen the film and you don't see your favorite quote listed, add it.

Project X is produced by Todd Phillips (The Hangover) and marks the directorial debut of Nima Nourizadeh. The movie stars Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper and Jonathan Daniel Brown as Thomas, Costa and JB: the trio of friends who decide to throw a high school senior party. Project X is a 'found footage' film, meaning all of the action is basically seen through the eyes of someone with a video camera. Oh, and the super-hot Alexis Knapp is also in the movie, playing...a super-hot high school girl that Thomas is totally trying to impress. So there's that.

Vote for your favorite Project X lines below, and if you're interested in other great movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from The Lorax, Wanderlust, The Muppets, Hugo, Arthur Christmas, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, X-Men: First Class, Happy Feet Two, and Captain America: The First Avenger.

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71 VOTES
Working on Diabetes
Video: YouTube
Thomas: What are you looking for?

JB: Looking to see if your dad has condoms. I'm working on something downstairs.

Costa: The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat f**k.

71 votes
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40 VOTES
It Was Awesome
Video: YouTube
Dad: I just didn't think you had it in you.

Thomas: I know. Sorry I let you down.

Dad: No, I literally didn't think you had this in you. So uh, how many people were here?

Thomas: Uh, 15 hundred. Couple thousand maybe.

Dad: Wow.

Thomas: You should have seen it. It was awesome.

Dad: Well, you're still f*cked Thomas.

40 votes
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31 VOTES
Game Changing
Video: YouTube
Thomas: Is this big enough to be cool?

Costa: Game changing.

31 votes
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15 VOTES
You Owe Me A Tree
Video: YouTube
Rob: [as the riot police close in] Nice party buddy.

[points to a flaming tree in his front yard]

Rob: You owe me a f*cking tree!

Costa: All we were trying to do was have a good time you c*cksucking motherf*cker! This is your fault!

15 votes
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38 VOTES
Changing the Game
Video: YouTube
Costa: Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

38 votes
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12 VOTES
Rob The Neighbor
Video: YouTube
Tyler: Can I help you, sir?

Rob: I'm here to see Thomas.

Tyler: First and last name, please.

Rob: I'm Rob, the neighbor. Who the f*ck are you?

Tyler: I'll ask the questions, sir.

Rob: Exactly. Get the hell out of my way.

12 votes
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24 VOTES
Nobody's Going to See This
Video: YouTube
Costa: We'll have a whole day to fix this place up like new.

Thomas: What about this?" (points to the camera) What if my parents see it?

Costa: Nobody's going to see this but us, I promise.

Jimmy Kimmel (on his show): So you know, this high school party in Pasadena -- have you seen the footage?

24 votes
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7 VOTES
Watch This
Video: YouTube
Thomas: Watch this.

7 votes
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7 VOTES
It's Miles Teller
Video: YouTube
JB: Holy sh*t, dude. It's Miles Teller.

Thomas: Dude, it is. That's him! Holy sh*t.

JB: He's so bad*ss.

Costa: Yeah, my boy's starting at second base for USC.

JB: I heard he got sent to detention once and wound up banging the teacher.

Costa: Mi-Tell! What's crackin' bro? We go to North Pas.

Thomas: Yeah, dude, big fans.

Costa: Huge fans.

Miles: Cool. Awesome.

Costa: Look, we're making a movie.

JB: Invite him, man. Come on.

Thomas: Okay. Listen, Miles, we're having a little soiree at my place tonight. If you wanna swing by it should be.

Costa: [interrupts] Teller, my boy here is underselling this like a mother f*cker. This sh*t's gonna be legit. You should definitely swing by.

Miles: Yeah, I can't. I actually have other plans tonight, so I might not make it.

Costa: Dude, think about it. It's on Dickens Street. We'd love to have you.

Miles: Dickens Street?

Costa: Yeah.

Miles: That's your party? You guys are throwing that? That's where I'm going. I heard it's gonna be f*cking crazy, bro!

Thomas: That's my party. I'm Thomas Kub. It's my birthday today.

Miles: Yeah, I heard it's gonna be unlimited high school p*ssy and sh*t.

Costa: Dude, high school p*ssy for days.

7 votes
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15 VOTES
Out of Control
Video: YouTube
Thomas: Mom, dad, it's me, Thomas. Um, where do I start? This is supposed to be a small get-together. I wanted to be cool for one night. You know, I wanted girls to notice me. Then things got a little out of control.

15 votes

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23 VOTES
All Good
Video: YouTube
Thomas (answers phone): Hello?

Thomas' Dad: Thomas?

Thomas: Dad, hey.

Thomas' Dad: Well we just wanted to call one last time before going to bed, to make sure you were set for the night.

Thomas: Yep. All good. Um, I'm actually about to go to sleep right now, so...

23 votes
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1 VOTES
We're Cool
Video: YouTube
Thomas: Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened. I didn't know how to handle it. But I think I do now and that's why I'm here. My life right now, it's totally ruined, okay. I practically burned down my whole neighborhood. Probably bankrupted my parents. I'll be in debt until I die. But, the only thing I care about fixing right now is this. So, I'm sorry. You're still mad. I get it. But if you are talking to me about my next birthday, I'd really like to spend it with just you.

Kirby: You're...

[She kisses him]

Thomas: So we're cool again?

Kirby: I never said you were cool.

1 votes
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1 VOTES
Fix This
Video: YouTube
Costa: Wow. I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to f*x any of this shit.

1 votes
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8 VOTES
On YouTube
Video: YouTube
Party Girl: Maybe I'll post it on YouTube.

Thomas: No no, don't...don't...don't...

8 votes
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0 VOTES
I Want My Gnome
Video: YouTube
T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my f*cking gnome!

0 votes