Polygon managing editor Justin McElroy is a profoundly broken person who thought it would be a good idea to review every FMV game. This is his Full Motion Vision Quest. Further examples of his depravity can be found here.
YEAR: 1992
DEVELOPER: Philips POV Entertainment Group
SYSTEM: Philips CD-i
There are no boys allowed in the Girl's Club.
There is no hope allowed in the Girl's Club.
Polygon's Justin and Griffin McElroy broke the first rule.
They were never heard from again.